ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be a freak of nature when i grew up
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@silly theres this guy in my grade named ari who i debate with every day and he Unfortunately. looks like a girl and is very eloquent in spanish and has a deep care for humanity or whatever........ im generally aromantic but i do 
get the occasional mild crush
theyve mostly just been on my partner for years until This guy eewwwwww ew ew. #truestory
get the occasional mild crush theyve mostly just been on my partner for years until This guy eewwwwww ew ew. #truestory
having a crush on a cis guy is so primordially humiliating... like Come on now i thought we were above this 
get it together posthaste
get it together posthaste
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(guy experiencing run-of-the-mill textbook derealization voice) i thiunk i died And then i went to hell ?
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isn't it bonkers that the earth ceased to exist sometime between kropotkin's funeral and the cuban missile crisis and now we're all just living in a post-earth reality lol 
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@silly i am always saying this!!!!!!!!!!!! sex as its platonic ideal is so milquetoast.. so cloying.... how do you even know youre experiencing pleasure without pain to diversify its flavor profile 
anyways i would gladly beat you up. not very well but its the thought that counts or something 
anyways i would gladly beat you up. not very well but its the thought that counts or something
when your dad says something so zuckerbergpilled you gotta hit him with the guevara stare
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