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@newduckcity I JUST NOTICED THE URL UPDATED
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Melatonin: Yes hello welcome to sleep
Me: Oh thank you
Melatonin: Don't worry about the vivid nightmares or sleep paralysis tho
Me: Wait what-
Melatonin: Goodnight~ 😘💕
3 days ago Comment 0
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@crunk LMAO thank you!
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@mangostangos LOL same tbh, they're WILD
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"Wiping humankind off the planet would indeed end human cruelty, but would also end human kindness. No more jokes. No more gifts. No more surprises."

Fight for peace. Fight for kindness. Fight for all.
5 days ago Comment 0
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i don't care if you like me

bc you probably won't

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my sister got tipped a twisted tea at work

she was not mad
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Australian PSAs don't fuck around.

Ad in clip courtesy of @venr0s
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if you coffee what you coffout will you coffin
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Over 30. A menace to society and probably salty about something. Mean but only if you deserve it.